Eh MEN

So I've purchased a book before Valentine's. I don't know why but it actually caught my attention and I bought it. It's called Read my Hips by Eve Marx and its supposed to be about "the sexy art of flirtation" anyhow, as I was taking a bath today and was reading when I came upon a really interesting topic. It's called "Glibido" and "Glibidiots. And as it seemed, I think every guy I've ever met fit into one of the two categories;



GLIBIDO

Everyone knows someone who is a total flirt who is "all talk and no action." A person suffering from "glibido" are usually razor-sharp flirts who can flirt up cats, dogs, men, women, basically anything that's breathing. Some of the notorious men suffering from glibido are the Ambivalent Guys- the ones who are deathly afraid to commit to anything, even a brand of toothpaste. This guy seems like he's great fun at first, and he hints wanting to see more of you, but then he slips off into the crowd and you never see him again. Either that, or he asks for your number and never calls. Talk about all talk and no action!

Following are some common glibido traits and characteristics:

He seems magnanimous, and he is always armed with ready quips. He can make a pun or a joke out of anything.

He's got a big ego and it shows.

He's usually a good dresser.

He's urbane, suave. You're wondering, "Is he gay?"

He's got smooth moves- too smooth. He fetches you a fresh drink before you even knew yours was empty, and he drops pick-up lines on you that are over the top.

He's bold and confident. Warning! He can be sexually aggressive!


GLIBIDIOT

Where glibidos are suave and sexy, glibidiots are not quite as well spoken. Unfortunately, this is one of the hazards of flirting with the same guy for an extended period of time - if you run into a glibidiot, he may get too attached to you too quickly, in a puppy-love sort of way. You know you had a run in with a glibidiot if he keeps blurting out very wrong things at very wrong moments. He usually jumps that border from healthy, innocent exchange right over to expressing his achingly painful crush on you with record speed. Sure, sometimes it's cute. In more extreme cases, it makes for an incredibly uncomfortable situation. Under certain circumstances (usually ones fueled by alcohol) the glibidiot is likely to say some (or all ) of the following:

"Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to spill on you!"

"Would you marry me...Tonight?"

"I'm very attracted to you. So is my girlfriend."

I just can't stop staring at your breasts. Are they real?